Trump Zombies Fall For Satire Article Claiming The FBI Issued A Warrant For Obama’s Arrest

Oh boy, the stupid is strong over at the satire site The Last Line of Defense’s (LLOD) Facebook page. On Saturday morning, after Orange Wannabe Hitler accused former President Obama of wiretapping Trump Tower, LLOD published an article titled “BREAKING: FBI Issues Warrant For Obama’s Arrest After Confirming Illegal Trump Tower Wiretap.”

The article claims:

Former president and breaker of laws, Barack Obama, will either surrender himself or be picked up by the FBI sometime today to be booked and charged with unlawful use of authority, wire fraud and conspiracy to interfere with free elections after it was confirmed that he ordered the tapping of the phones at Trump Tower during the presidential election.
The order, which isn’t something even a president can do without the signature of a federal judge, was to listen in on Trump and his children to try to find a connection to Russia.

The website’s categories for the article are “Free Soup”,”Have a Scone They’re Delicious,” and “Loose Meat Hoagies.” It doesn’t take a rocket scientist to figure out everything written is complete bullsh*t. But as we know, Trump supporters aren’t the brightest crayons in the box and the comments on the Facebook post illustrate it:

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Apparently, Darrall’s keyboard is stuck on dumbass.

Janice just wants that damn Obummer, who is not in the government any longer, to go to prison to free the government from corruption. She’s just a concerned patriot, guys!

“No golfing, no cellphone…” Clearly Jaclyn is describing Trump’s favorite things here. We agree, he should go to prison. LOCK HIM UP!

Errrrrr… John needs some help.

Nothing to see here, just some guy calling for the murder of a former president. No big deal. TOTALLY NORMAL.

OH NOES! A person practicing a constitutionally protected religion in government? *GASP* What are we going to do?

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Oh, I can’t breathe..

Can’t. Stop. Laughing.

Sweet Jesus, they are so stupid. You could wave a mannequin’s head in front of them, tell them it’s Obama’s and they would celebrate…and possibly try to put a noose around it. Morons.

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