I don’t know what just happened. There I was, hopping around online when I noticed Donald Trump was giving a press conference. I chuckled to myself, “This should be good.”
I was so naive, so young and innocent just an hour ago.
It wasn’t good. It was as far away from good as anything could possibly get. It wasn’t in the same solar system as good.
My head feels like Donald Trump took a shit in it. I feel like I just saw my dad and grandpa tongue kissing while naked. I. Don’t. Know. What. The. F*ck. I. Just. Witnessed. Trainwreck doesn’t begin to cover it. On fire and covered in bees would be a compliment. The fact that I have hair left on my head is a testament to my mental fortitude.
Twitter didn’t know what the f*ck either.
Here are the 15 best WTF tweets:
— Alex (@yourboy87) February 16, 2017
Imagine being so weak that you look at Donald Trump and see strength.
— 44ever (@theonlyadult) February 16, 2017
Wow…That #TrumpPressConference was a microcosm of everything that makes Donald Trump unfit for the office of the presidency. That was absurd
— Ahmed Baba (@AhmedBaba_) February 16, 2017
That Donald Trump thinks drugs cost less than a candy bar makes me believe, despite the sniffing, that Donald Trump has never taken drugs
— Erin 🎶Gloria🎶 Ryan (@morninggloria) February 16, 2017
This press conference is like watching a debate between Donald Trump and Donald Trump, and somehow he’s still losing.
— Chuck Wendig (@ChuckWendig) February 16, 2017
“I’m the least racist, anti-Semitic person ever. EVER. Just ask David Duke. Who I do not know. David who? Microphone. Dogs.” – Donald Trump
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) February 16, 2017
“nuclear holocaust would be like no other.”
-donald trump pic.twitter.com/gxmaubd6vq
— cofounder of my ass (@bobby) February 16, 2017
Relieved to hear from Donald Trump that Donald Trump isn’t a bad person.
— Jamie Ross (@JamieRoss7) February 16, 2017
“There is no such thing as Russia. This is all a dream. We are just brains in a vat” — Donald Trump, sometime next week probably.
— Christopher Hayes (@chrislhayes) February 16, 2017
Kellyanne Conway-I screwed up an interview
Sean Spicer- I screwed up a press conference
Trump- Hold my beer#TrumpPressConference
— Tony Posnanski (@tonyposnanski) February 16, 2017
— Leslie Heikel (@pepromene2) February 16, 2017
Donald Trump will not be allowed to hold any more press conferences.
— President Bannon (@PRESlDENTBANNON) February 16, 2017
“I am the least racist person EVER. Hey, black reporter — what’s Kanye up to? Could you text him?” #TrumpPressConference
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) February 16, 2017
— 🇺🇸Resist🇺🇸 (@AlexTheLarqe) February 16, 2017
— Tim Jeezy (@wordsarefunny) February 16, 2017
If you find yourself with extra time, I think you should watch what just transpired. It’s indescribable with human words in any language.
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Just watch this sh*t: